Thursday, October 8, 2009

a series of somewhat magical days....

So I have no idea where to begin this blog.

I have been trying to blog for days. Unfortunately, my emotions have been a muddle, mess, and disaster these past few days and I felt unable to write the purely happy and optimistic blog I desired. Amidst my fluctuating feelings of Italian ecstasy and confidence of no bedbugs and the fear of being stuck with bedbugs for life and having to head home to the states I decided to hold off until I could guarantee sheer joy for my readers. That being said, I have been creating a list of blog subjects for about 5 days now and I can't quite put them in order..... please bear with me!

To start off, I would like to say this: You will never believe what we ate for dinner tonight.

Luciana has been sweet enough to provide us with meals this week. In case you weren't aware, we were displaced yet again, this time to an INCREDIBLE and very expensive apartment right up the street from Luciana's. It is stunning and very adorable, and naturally I have attached a photo. Every night at 7.30pm we walk down the street with a neon orange cooler/bag to acquire our homemade meal and then we return to our apartment, eat together, wash the tupperware, and repeat the following day. Anyway, back to my point. Dinner tonight.

We had something I would like to call Italian Tuna Noodle Casserole. Shocking, I know. The wonderful mother of my darling boyfriend makes this delicious meal called Tuna Noodle Casserole. A casserole is foreign to me. As my mother says, "We don't really eat those..." I ha
d never even seen a casserole. My last night at Gaber's house this summer, I requested that his mother please make tuna noodle casserole so I could try it. It was amazing. Pardon me, but what is not to like about pasta with tons of cheese and tuna and peas? Nothing. So. Tonight. The Italian equivalent. I was laughing so hard. I opened up the tupperware container to find penne (cooked al dente, of course!) with a fresh tomato sauce and tuna. Canned tuna. Flakey, canned tuna. It sounds terrible, yes? It was incredible. So tasty. There you go, America. Italians do it to.

Back to our apartment for a m
inute. Lately, I have been trying to find some beauty in this city. Besides the obvious beauty of the buildings and churches, Florence is actually pretty disgusting.... There is no gree
nery like you find in the occasional pocket park in NYC or Boston, no trees on the sidewalks, hardly any flowers outside houses. Pl
enty of fake flowers stuffed in window boxes, and of course there are large parks but nothing immediately near my house. The streets are full of trash and even worse, dog poo. Everywhere. There are no laws about this here, and therefore no one cares.... How vile!! Our temporary apartment sings a different song. When you enter the first door into the "building" you are actually still outside in a beautiful courtyard full of the most luscious green grass and beautiful pink, yellow and red flowers, looking up to a sky where you can actually see stars at night... A little slice of home.... or heaven even!

Of course, the churches are beautiful too.... I might have even found one to call my own. We visited Santa Croce last week (see photos on Facebook!). It was a gorgeous Gothic church but it didn't call my name when I entered. The one breathtaking aspect of Santa Croce was the sensation I experienced when we exited the church to walk around the convent area
/private chapels.... I haven't smelled anything so similar to the scent of my grandparents house in Elmsford, NY since I last visited their house as a junior in high school. It must have been the scent of a tree that was planted in the courtyard but it was a magically reminiscent moment, reminding me that somewhere my grandparents are glowing with happiness that I am here in their country.

This morning we visited a church of the Renaissance - San Lorenzo. My heart may have stopped when we entered. It is a simple church - brick on the outside, no marble. The inside is all white plaster and simple grey stone. There are no frescos, all the art that hangs inside now was added later. Construction began in 393..... I walked in and immediately felt like a tiny particle in the universe. There are at least two organs.... what I would do to
attend mass at San Lorenzo and hear those organs playing.....

I had another magical moment yesterday.... slightly less ethereal but equally awesome (in the true meaning of the word!). My friend Allie is back in Northampton at Smith and she has a radio show Wednesday nights. Naturally, I wanted to listen to it live but for some reason it wasn't functioning properly. To cheat the system, I video-chatted my darling Gabriel and he turned it up very loud on his computer so I could hear. A few minutes later Allie sent me an instant message saying she was about to play a song for me. Momentarily Pablo Picasso by Citizen Cope came on..... a song that Gabe and I have listened to together for about 4 years now.... it was a very comforting and reassuring moment - a moment that made me feel as though everything was going to be okay no matter what happens with the bedbugs or the distance between myself and home. Thank you, Allie May!!

Prior to this lovely event, I had two other humorous, interesting and sweet experiences. Yesterday morning I went to a market over on our side of town, down by the Arno. I was wandering the market and after buying some peccorino and some sunflower honey (AMAZING by the way) I decided to buy a panini. I wasn't sure what kind it was exactly, but there was some kind of meat, perhaps pork, that all of the panini stands seemed to specialize in. After ordering one, I stood in front of the stand eating my delicious snack with a group of three Italians - a couple and their younger male friend. The older man asked me if I would care for a small glass of wine with my panini and after politely declining a few times, he gave up trying. I then tried to pay. I went up to the counter and offered my three euros but the younger man came flying over saying that I could not pay because he was... I tried to argue but to no avail and thus I walked away with an exceptionally tasty, free panini.

Only moments later, I was strolling along a very ritzy street full of designer shops and a man in a very nice Italian suit approached me, saying something very quickly in Italian. He soon realized that I had no idea what he was saying and he repeated more slowly - "Posso prendere un foto dei suoi piedi?" "May I take a picture of your feet?" To which I said, "Scusa?!?!!???" He then explained that he was a photographer and a designer, he loved shoes and that was his specialty. He said he adored my shoes (mind you, they were gold sandals from Payless......) and really, could he please just take one photo. He then whipped out a very nice camera and proceeded to show me that he had hundreds of photos of feet in shoes on the street.... Che strano! I decided if he were going to put my life in danger, my chances of surviving were higher if I obliged, so I stood in the street, posed my foot, and let him snap a quick photo.... Hopefully he doesn't trace my $8 sandals back to me!

Bedbug update: Any minute now (its 11.35pm) we have to walk down the street to Luciana's and start Night 1 of the Bedbug Watch - otherwise known as Bedbug Busters! (If there's something strange in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? BEDBUGBUSTERS! If there's something weird and it don't look good, Who ya gonna call? BEDBUGBUSTERS!) If we see even HALF of a somewhat alive bug, we are to call Giovanna immediately and we will no longer be allowed to live there..... Hopefully there will be none, given that they gassed the walls and re-sprayed the apartment a few days ago...... Wish us luck!!

Goodness, my apologies for the length of this blog!

A domani!!
Baci e abbracci!

P.S. I actually had one more subject I was going to cover in this blog.... a very important one! But I think this is long enough as it is, and instead I am going to write a separate one!!!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

that was just a little joke I was playing on you

so first of all. that last blog post was going to be a very nice, sentimental, mushy, happy, loving post about how great italians are and how we met lots of very sweet people yesterday and how luciana is taking such good care of us during all of this bug nonsense....


but then.

we went out. and before we went out, there was a bug. a little round, flat, brownish-red bug. crawling on my wall. i decided to ignore it and assume it was a fluke....


too bad that was NOT the case.

at 230 am when julie and i got home, we found 5 more. and then 6, 7, 8.....9, 10..... THIRTEEN MORE. little baby ones, big full ones, crawling on the floor, the bed, the light switches..... everywhere. per tutto.


long story short, i texted giovanna, she called back immediately, i was awake in the living room trying to nap until about 7am at which point luciana realized i wasn't in bed and she freaked out, we were up looking at bugs in my room for an hour, then i napped some more, talked with giovanna, then luciana, then ali and julie, then giovanna, then luciana, over and over.

verdict: we are moving out this afternoon/evening to either an apartment or a bed and breakfast. we will eat either in the apartment, out, or possibly with luciana every night (which i don't understand because i don't think anyone should even BE in this apartment at this point....) and while we are gone, they are going to re-exterminate. hopefully the ENTIRE house this time. not just the "spots" where the bedbugs "most likely" live. they need to do inside the walls, the sockets, the light switches... poor luciana having to pay all this money......

anyway, if after a week the coast is clear (which we will know only after staking out in my room with giovanna in the middle of the night on a bug-watch to ensure they are not lurking - giovanna's idea), we will move back in. if there is any sign of any bugs, we are being reassigned to new families and new houses....

talk about a nice welcoming into florence.


Friday, October 2, 2009

wonderful, sweet, generous italian people

people at the laundromat
taxi driver
luciana and my sheets

Come se dice "OVER IT"???

I have decided to be done with this whole bug thing.

Today we got new mattresses, Luciana cleaned our rooms to a pristine shine, and we are about to head out the door to the laundromat to wash EVERYTHING we own......

Upon returning home I am going to make my bed with these new sheets, put away all my freshly washed clothing, tidy and organize, and take a nap in my bug-free room. I am done done done with all of it! Then I can go back to blogging about interesting, moving, beautiful, Florentine things like how we visited Santa Croce yesterday and it was AMAZING, or how we found a really neat Tedesco (German) market, or how we went out last night and are going out again tonight - soon, I promise. No more bugs. Ever.

If I get bedbugs again.... I am coming home to Vermont and staying there forever.

Anywho. Off to the lavanderia! Wish us luck!!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

what a weekend!!

The bed bug bites are beginning to diminish! They are all now small and red and hard and my legs are all covered in popped blood vessels - I didn't even scratch!! But I look a bit like I have an intense case of chicken pox.... Charming!!

We are staying in our hotel until Thursday I believe? The house is being taken care of today, then closed up til Thursday morning, then new mattresses and NO. MORE. BED. BUGS. Schiffisimo. Boh.

Haven't really slept a full, solid night since last Thursday due to feverishness, then the discovery of the bugs, then sleeping in the hotel and being on steroids hasn't been helping.... I will take no more itching and no more nasty red bumps over sleep I guess!! No beach for me questo weekend either way - the sun makes them so much worse!

On a happier and sweeter note, we went to an Italian nursing home this morning to meet lots of anziani di Firenze (anziani, or anziano/a is the polite way of saying the elderly). They were all so sweet. The best part, by far, was when this younger man came in to read some of his own poetry and suddenly there was a very loud squillo (ring) of a cell phone. I assumed it was a Smithie's phone but no, it actually belonged to an adorable and very chatty anziana who promptly answered it (and not quietly either - "PRONTO!"). She had an entire phone conversation while this poor man tried to finish reading his poems. It was very sweet though and I thought Giovanna was about to keel over from laughing so hard. Gotta love Italians.

Time to get working on my journal entry due Thursday and my reading due tomorrow! Trying to start the schoolwork off well!!

Baci e abbracci!

P.S. Thanks for putting up with all the whining of bed bugs....!


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Shot in the Bum

Tonight the doctor and Giovanna and Luciana and Ali and Julie and I gathered in the formal dining room/formal living room and looked me over. The doctor verified that indeed I have bed bug bites and I am having a very bad allergic reaction to them..... They gave me a cortisone shot in the bum and prescribed me steroids to take for a week and also some extra strength allergy medicine.... UFFA.

Ali and Julie and I are settled in the hotel now - time to do some reading for homework.... go to the pharmacy in the morning, then class all day..... then over to Luciana's for dinner (meanwhile the house will be investigated and the fumigation will begin.... new mattresses soon, too!), and then back to the hotel!

Buona notte!!
Baci!

Bed Bugs (Part II)

So indeed, I believed I had bed bugs!!

I looked it up immediately and this is what I found:

1. small, brown bugs (not going to explain ANY further....) CHECK!

2. bites in patches, some showing patterns of three or more bites all in a row (called Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner bites....) CHECK!

3. dots and smears of smooshed bed bug and blood on the sheets CHECK!

4. itchy itchy itchyness that Cortisone cream won't quite help CHECK!

5. an increased number of bites over time, none going away all too quickly (bed bug bites may not appear for up to 10 days so therefore when one shows up and you scratch it, it irritates all the others.... charming....) CHECK!

6. possibility of finding more bed bugs in Julie's bed, my bed, etc...... CHECK! (we found a huuuuge one in Julie's bed and one more in my bed who got away)

So at this point we had no idea what to do.... It was 12:30.... we were tired, Luciana was sleeping.... So I called Giovanna and explained it to her. I slept in Ali's room although none of us could really sleep....

Then this morning Luciana comes flying in saying, "Che è successo? Che è successo? Che è successo? " ("What happened?") This was the part we dreaded most because who wants to tell their adorable, 70-year-old host mother that they think there are bed bugs... So we told her. And she felt awful and panicked and told us to go back to sleep and she would take care of it and call Giovanna. Which she did, but she also decided it was simply a wood worm parasite which she had in her house previously. After talking to Giovanna on the phone a dozen times and exchanging emails with photos and links, we all decided that alas, it was NOT a wood worm but bed bugs. Who even gets bed bugs? Like really.... who??? ME, that's who!

After we snoozed some more (somewhat unsucessfully, I might add) we came downstairs to find an apology note from Luciana for this mess, and some breakfast on the table which we enjoyed as we sat and laughed about how ridiculous it is that I actually have bed bugs.... At which point we found 2 more dead bed bugs in my mattress cover.... We didn't dare unzip the actual mattress...

Anyway. Long story short! We are staying in a hotel for a few nights until the house has been fumigated, hopefully getting new mattresses, and still eating dinner here all together every night. Tomorrow morning I have to go to the doctor to have it verified that I indeed am covered in bed bug bites, and then (hopefully!!) this whole disaster will end.

Bite count: Absolutely impossible to count them but there are AT LEAST 500 bites covering my ENTIRE body - toes (especially my right big toe where there are literally 18 bites....), my feet (tops and bottoms), my calves and thighs and knees, my belly (including in my belly button!!!), my back, the back of my shoulders, the tops of my shoulders, my arms (the worst area - absolutely everrrywhere.....), my neck, my chin, my eyebrow, my cheeks, my fingers, hands.... TUTTO. EVERYWHERE.

What is especially terrible is that at this point, they are starting to look less like mosquito bites and more like a terrible skin condition.... Some of them are starting to almost blister... If my whole body blisters... Boh. What a mess.

I only hope that tomorrow is better than today because things can't get much worse! Its a good thing that Ali and Julie are so wonderful as well as Luciana and Giovanna or else this would have felt much worse than it does.... Ali, Julie and I are all in good humor about it because there is nothing we can do other than ask ourselves, "Who the heckkkkk actually gets bed bugs in real life?????"

Me.




Ciao! Baci e abbracci!